ifuckedyourbitch:

i licked nick jonas and i liked it. <3

I partied hard with Chuck Norris because he made me mad.. ?

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7. trollinthekitchen reblogged this from aphoenixsfeather and added:

   I do-si-do’d with Squidward Tenticles after I got high.

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10. lifeisntthathard reblogged this from greciagnz and added:

    I raped Rupert Grint wich led to having a baby. Heavy.. O.o hahahahaha

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12. thunderbabe reblogged this from iwkaa and added:

    the situation after i got drunk. xD

13. thisishorsehit reblogged this from where-icarus-fell-i-wander and added:

    I PARTIED HARD WITH TOM FELTON ON MY BIRTHDAY. best fucking thing ever.

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15. gonefashion reblogged this from where-icarus-fell-i-wander and added:

    hugged Tom Felton...no reason. I really like this one.

16. where-icarus-fell-i-wander reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:

    couch from buzz lightyear for shits and giggles

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    I partied hard with Chuck Norris for shits and giggles.

19. leticiasbabygenius reblogged this from homosaurus-rex and added:

    -I stole a couch from Andy Samberg after we watched Inception together.

20. j-braedt reblogged this from bandgeekk and added:

    mine was I had sex with Mark Zuckerberg in my parents bedroom. (; -Jordan.

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22. vodkashotsandparkinglots reblogged this from noisesinhere and added:

    I raped Nick Jonas after I got high..(:

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24. please-dont-take-my-food reblogged this from nkeo1203 and added:

    “I had unprotected sex with Antoine Dodson in a walmart parking lot.” ……..the epitome of ‘ghetto’.

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    I had buttsex and partied hard with Justin bieber on my birthday. LOL

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27. nkeo1203 reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:

    I had sex with Tom Felton for no reason…umm…..I think he is bomb and all but….NO SECKS BEFORE MARRIAGE! :D

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31. alightinthenightmare reblogged this from thefuckedupsideofpeople and added:

    I had unprotected sex with buzz lightyear for shits and giggles.

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33. churchofhotaddictions reblogged this from ifuckedyourbitch and added:

    I partied hard with Chuck Norris because he made me mad.. ?

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    I made out with Antoine Datson for shits & giggles XD

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36. andalwaysandforever reblogged this from sir-emilypimpsalot and added:

    I raped Chuck Norris on the bathroom floor. Holy fuck.

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    I had sex with Chuck Norris after I got high!

39. thetruthbehindyourlie reblogged this from artemispotter and added:

    I Tango’d with Buzz Lightyear after we watched Inception together. Sounds wierd xD

40. guidingcloud reblogged this from perfectday97 and added:

    I had sex with Chuck Norris in a Mcdonald’s bathroom

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    i had buttsex with christian bale for shits and giggles

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    after we watched inception together

44. accio-frappuccino reblogged this from salaamyasalaam and added:

    Andy Samberg after we watched Inception together.

45. thisisforyoumydarling reblogged this from mswizzie and added:

    I partied hard with Christian Bale in a hotel. (;

46. amelitangmapagpanggap reblogged this from posit1ve and added:

    HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH CHRISTIAN BALE...SHITS AND GIGGLES. :D

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    I had sex with Christian Bale in my parent’s bedroom.

48. holy-f-u-c-k reblogged this from rainsbaby and added:

    Rupert Grint because he paid me to.

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