awesome-rrrr:

coolstoryhoe:

minhovsstairs:

lightningsofa:

gooyangi:

princekibum:

khunnie-:

iamyourlucifer-:

yewonhyukinkyuhae:

manura:

chibihere:

allsystemsready:

lastnightonearth-:

my fucking pillow pet…

….my snow leopard stuffed animal from the zoo. Murph, protect me well @_@

chibihere:

at least you dont have to use a wall ._. theres nothing else there for me D:

I’ve got a freakin’ excise bicycle. Lemme just work up the muscles to pick that baby up and beat him with it.

A bag of twizzlers.

A fucking bag of twizzlers.

A metal lap.

best out of all of you

my sister LMFAO xD

My speakers, again

UGH SERIOUSLY I HAVE TO PLACE SOMETHING COOL TO THE LEFT OF ME LMFAO.

blankets & towels LOL ^___^

my chap stick

well at least ill die with soft kissable lips

my dresser

WELL WHEN HE AGGRAVATED ME SUDDENLY FOR NO REASON I JUST WANTED TO THROW MY DRESSER AT HIM

Pillow

Shit 

My Deoderant!

Applebee’s gift card. FUUUUUUUUUUUck.

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)

1. thatledge reblogged this from heyfunniest
2. stupefykatniss reblogged this from nerdylittledude
3. paintedindigoskies reblogged this from totallyseme and added:

   A paper fan. Well, what do you know? :D

4. leoxmukuro6900 liked this
5. druggedunicorns reblogged this from poisonous13kiss and added:

   AIR. Now it’s my dog Xeta.

6. anniebiebah reblogged this from endangeredbitch
7. musiccat155 reblogged this from strawberrylaugh and added:

   …A rubber band. Wooowwwww…..What the heck, do I flick it at him or something?

8. everhappening reblogged this from naughtyowl and added:

   a cup made of duct tape, i am so screwed

9. demikoro reblogged this from the-flying-blue-quill and added:

   endoflineusers: oftaggrivated: ohmyuser: joike: sassacre: oraldiarrhea: suchirolle: southernitaly: Chapstick I’m...

10. moonlite-suspenders reblogged this from needklainenow and added:

    empty snapple bottle. this can work.

11. mygaucheness reblogged this from xofuckoff
12. cheshiremouse reblogged this from unicorn-dealing-octopus
13. cheshiremouse reblogged this from unicorn-dealing-octopus and added:

    A box of various pocket knifes……

14. temptingyou reblogged this from spoilerqueen and added:

    ….a fucking letter stuck to my desk…I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT BITCH. YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BAD SELF.

15. sarasayssmile reblogged this from oracle-of-the-moonsand and added:

    Ukulele… haha.

16. oracle-of-the-moonsand reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
17. all-wibblywobbly-timey-wimey reblogged this from kingmelanie and added:

    my printer… hmmm…

18. kingmelanie reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
19. alisasi reblogged this from whysoblueberrie and added:

    Eric Foner’s book about American History @,@

20. mrscandyv reblogged this from devinepurpose
21. markborejon reblogged this from a-beautifulmasterpiece and added:

    A SPEAKER. Imma shove my speaker up his ass.

22. choupatate reblogged this from porcelainmadien and added:

    A window. Ok, i’ll throw this bitch away by the window

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24. naughtyowl reblogged this from strude-heartlines and added:

    An Asian, I believe I’m safe.

25. disneylandacidtripforever reblogged this from 500-days-of-life and added:

    a mini mets baseball bat, sweet! no lie it was actually next to me

26. 500-days-of-life reblogged this from graceface1357 and added:

    My husky doll x.x

27. graceface1357 reblogged this from be-at-peace-not-pieces
28. be-at-peace-not-pieces reblogged this from melibear and added:

    A computer speaker..

29. melibear reblogged this from callmebritish and added:

    An empty 4loko can. I’m fucked. lmao

30. churchofhotaddictions reblogged this from clairvoyantkingsofnowhere and added:

    Applebee’s gift card. FUUUUUUUUUUUck.

31. mrgio reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
32. mesharry reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:

    a plate, a fork, a knife, a tv and a tv-table (?) with lots of things in :P so i’ll throw the plate at him, then stab...

33. blahblahshelley reblogged this from fisharecool
34. fisharecool reblogged this from dontcallmedarling and added:

    Nasal Spray. Fucking bring it.

35. dontcallmedarling reblogged this from joshiewajames26 and added:

    Aloe Vera. Bring it.

36. si-dios-quiere reblogged this from ellercops and added:

    a can of almonds. hopefully he is allergic!

37. ellercops reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:

    my philosophy folder? yeah i’ll cram his throat with plato, aristotle and nietzsche. sounds legit.

38. joshiewajames26 reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:

    Water bottle…. I’m dead.

39. karmafuckurself reblogged this from unic0rnhook3r
40. maccaholic reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:

    katie macleod… sweet deal.

41. thepotterkilljoyrickmaniac reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:

    OH GOD A TELEPHONE!

42. unic0rnhook3r reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:

    a plastic bag. maybe katy perry is going to kill him with her singing?

43. slytherin-whore-for-life reblogged this from mypatronuswasatimelord and added:

    Tv, radio, and pepsi can So I’m going to cram the pepsi can down his throat, after I throw the pepsi can at his dick,...

44. nati-jade reblogged this from iam-nosuperman and added:

    A chair! Could do some damage tbf. Would need to put the baby down first though.

45. wayfindersandpaopufruit reblogged this from graveyardfrolicking and added:

    lol it so happens to point at my bo staff behind the door. >:)

46. graveyardfrolicking reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
47. rhythmryder reblogged this from resinfiend
48. live-wild-live-free reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:

    a pillow. I will kill you fucker!

49. wielderofthewindwaker reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:

    A hairbrush. Prepare to get your ass beat mofo.

50. iam-nosuperman reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh and added:

    My LAPTOP :| fuck that shit, i’d rather him kill me :|

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