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Stare into the middle of this for 45 seconds, (look around) and you will feel the effects of LSD.
OMG FREE DRUGS
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When you’re fighting with your sibling and you hear your parents coming
Me: i'll have a mcdouble, mcfries, a mcnapkin, a...
Employee: sir why are you-
Me: mcshut the fuck up i'm not done ordering
Employee: THIS IS WENDY'S DAMNIT
can we add this to the list of musicals I’m making the cali kids watch with me yes okay.
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